My achievements for 2009

I’ve never been a new years resolution kind of guy, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea this year. But, I wanted my own spin on it. Instead of one or two vague “I want to lose weight” or “I want to travel more” cop-outs, I’d do a list of Xbox-style achievements. All the Xbox Live Arcade games have 12 achievements for a total of 200 points…so, that’s what I’m doing in 2009. Without further ado…

Mike’s achievements for 2009

  • I chose poorly… (10)

Replace HD DVD player with Blu-ray player.

  • Blah blah blah (10)

Post 12 blog entries

  • Hope I don’t get mugged (20)

Visit a city with a population greater than 1 million 500,000 that I’ve never been to [EDIT: Didn't realize so few cities have pop > 1 mil]

  • Green thumbs up! (10)

Plant a garden

  • It was a dark and stormy night… (15)

Write a piece of fiction longer than 1000 words

  • Dirty deeds done dirt cheap (10)

Buy an AC/DC album already, you dirty pirate!

  • You haven’t seen that?!? (10)

Watch either Night of the Living Dead, Spaceballs, or Seven Samurai…preferrably all three.

  • Snakes…why did it have to be snakes? (10)

Write a script longer than 50 lines in Python.

  • Played it ’til my fingers bled, it was the summer of ‘69 (10)

Buy a real guitar!

  • There are no touchdowns in basketball (10)

Take Gavin to a professional sporting event. Try to pretend I understand it.

  • I can haz artz (10)

Paint a painting, on a canvas, not in the style of Jackson Pollack.

  • He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31 (10)

Get another tattoo.

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